A film which could be renamed Prostitutes vs Mafia has got to be a winner, right? Right Well, almost. This is an, at times, stultifyingly dull sojourn into the life...
Well, you can’t say Bethmann doesn’t know how to get your attention from the start: two sleazy gangster types and a dominatrix abuse a blonde prostitute-looking woman in a basement....
Picture, if you will, a kind of Pinku version of Great Expectations. Instead of dopey blacksmiths and haughty bitches, we have blokes tied to a bed, flagellation, misuse of table...
This sleazy fucker sets out its stall from the off. A slaggish type called Billie-Jo (complete with short shorts and crop top) falls over in a pigsty, has a shower...
Any fans of offbeat cinema will know the feeling they get when a film doesn’t live up to its title. This one SERIOUSLY doesn’t. The premise is brilliant: a chubby...
There may be deep, philosophical meaning concerning the battle of the sexes and man’s subjugation of women here, but I seriously doubt it. What we do get is the archetypal...
If you only ever see one British sex film, make sure it’s this one. Originally meant as a vehicle for Mary Millington, her inconvenient suicide left the starring role open...
Mary Millington playing a copper? Dave from Minder playing a horse racing-obsessed copper? Gavin Campbell from That’s Life playing a Suzy Mandell-obsessed copper? Alan Lake playing a medallion-wearing pornographer? Tinker...
Have you ever wanted to see a film featuring a gorilla being sucked off? Have you ever wanted to see a film directed by a man whose only claim to...
3D is all the rage nowadays, with most of the blockbuster type films being filmed in this way. Pacific Rim, Gravity,Iron Man 3 and so on are all very impressive...
More than your tête will exploser after seeing this If you want plot, emotional impact, intelligence or an acting showcase then don’t give this the time of day. If, however,...
I can’t recall where I, er, came across this exquisite example of mid 60s grubbiness, but I’m sure as hell glad I did. The Findlays are, perhaps, most (in)famous for...
I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula,...
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“How can we maintain the purity of the Aryan race when there aren’t enough men to go round?” This is the dilemma of attractive, sex crazed Women of the Third...
It’s no wonder that Love Camp 7 starts with loud, pompous music – it has the dubious honour of being the first of that most disreputable of genres: Nazisploitation. The...
Irving Jackalman strikes again You just know that you’re in for a treat when the credit list of a film contains just 22 people. Those Hollywood blockbusters with a crew...
Touchdown for Mr. Greenfeld They don’t make ‘em like this anymore. Girls who aren’t plastered in make-up, who have no obvious cosmetic surgery and who actually have a few lines...
What? Why can’t I beat my wife? Beat your wife? I beat your Mom, bastard! Rape, murder, domestic violence and broad comedy are always going to be uneasy bedfellows, and...
Very few films can juggle comedy, violence, impotence, extortion, rape, child murder and serial killers successfully. To be honest, The Underground Banker isn’t one of them. It is, however, hugely...
It’s so embarrassing to see my husband shoot cum in public! I know that, a long time ago, I vowed never to watch another Jess Franco film. Ever. My psychological...
What would Robin Askwith say? This is a 1970s British sex film which contains no hint at all of window cleaners, taxi drivers, driving instructors or pop performers. Instead we...
Here we have a cheesy comedy rammed (ahem) into a sleazy rape flick. The opening scenes suggest a nice slice of Cat III goodness – a dodgy gang are injecting...
I’m looking at your big, beautiful cunt. My cock is just like an iron rod. With a title like that, you’d expect this to be a trouser-dropping farce starring Robin...
Do to me what you will. You might wait ’til I get me shirt off! You know you’re not in for a subtle film when, in the opening scene, our...