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THE JOHN SAXON PROJECT
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Beverly Hills Cop III – 1994 / Director: John Landis
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From Dusk til Dawn – 1996 / Director: Robert Rodriguez
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John Saxon is on the Telephone
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Tenebrae – 1982 / Director: Dario Argento
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Queen of Blood – 1966 / Director: Curtis Harrington
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HORROR Archive
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Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence – 1993 / Directors: William Lustig & Joel Soisson
Finish it! I really wanted to like this. Zombie cops, pretty girls, plenty of violence, voodoo – you can’t go wrong. The Maniac Cop franchise is nowadays flirting with respectability,…
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Technically A Twilight Eclipse (2010) Review, But More About The Whole Twisted Series
To start this review, adapted from the books by Stephanie Meyer, I have to first get more serious than usual. There’s a giant white elephant in the room that has…
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Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III – 1990 /Director: Jeff Burr
Yeah, militant lumberjacks – I see ‘em all the time. Revisiting this, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III isn’t that bad. It’s alright. The problem is that it’s a second sequel…
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Zombi 3 – 1988 / Director:
Lucio FulciBruno Mattei“I’m feeling better Patricia, but I’m thirsty… for your BLOOD!” As is often their ill advised want, a group of scientists have developed the cutely named Death 1 contagion –…
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Scanners III: The Takeover – 1991 / Director: Christian Duguay
You could be in big trouble, lady It had to happen – the Scanners want to take over the world. Just like Magneto’s homo superior in the X-Men comics, these…
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Basket Case 3 – 1992 / Director: Frank Henenlotter
Oh Cedric, I see you’ve brought your lettuce! The original Basket Case (1982) was a great film but not necessarily because of its premise of a man (Kevin Van Hentenryck)…
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Halloween III:Season of the Witch – 1982 / Director: Tommy Lee Wallace
Spare a thought for poor Dr Dan Challis (Tom Atkins). It’s Saturday 23rd October, a normal but busy weekend in itself, and suddenly a rambling mad man is admitted to…
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The Devil’s Nightmare – 1971 / Director: Jean Brismée
Flame haired Erika Blanc plays a feisty succubus terrorising the seven despicable guests of a cursed Baron’s remote castle in this trashy but highly entertaining Euro Horror. Combining kinky lesbianism…
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Messiah of Evil – 1973 / Director: Willard Huyck
They say, that nightmares are dreams perverted. I’ve told them here, it wasn’t a nightmare. But they don’t believe me. They nod, and make little notes in my file, and…
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Satan’s Blade – 1984 / Director: L. Scott Castillo Jr.
When it comes to disposable Slasher movies, they don’t appear to come much more throwaway than Satan’s Blade. Regularly referred to online as a “Mama and Papa” Video Store obscurity,…
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Night of Fear – 1972 / Director: Terry Bourke
It’s interesting to note that Terry Bourke’s small and somewhat experimental offering from 1972 courted intense controversy on release. Night of Fear, the intended pilot to a planned ABC TV anthology…
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Nina’s Nightmares – 2007 / Director: Rychard Stalin
Lets get those tits out Where the fucking hell did I get this from? I had a day off from work, and was looking for something interesting for review and…
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Woods Are Wet: Woman’s Hell – 1973 / Director: Tatsumi Kumashiro
Because of your insistence, my tool is ready for action! I last met director Kumashiro when I watched his disappointing Woman With Red Hair a few months back, a fairly…
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Contamination – 1980 / Director: Luigi Cozzi
Help! Let me out! There’s… an egg! I don’t know about you, but I’ve always thought Ridley Scott’s Alien could have been better. It could have been set on Earth…
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T Is For… The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 – 1986 / Director: Tobe Hooper
You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family. Texas Chainsaw Not-Seen-In-3D (2013) was a mechanised piece of…
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R Is For… Rabbit – 2005 / Director: Run Wrake
Wasp Has anyone looked at books for young children from an adult’s perspective? Unlike My Little Pony and certain comic books, you wouldn’t be able to get away with reading…
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A is for… Africa Addio – 1966 / Directors: Gualtiero Jacopetti & Franco Prosperi
The Africa of the great explorers, the huge land of hunting and adventure adored by entire generations of children, has disappeared forever. To that age-old Africa, swept away and destroyed…
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John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together – 1979 / Director: Tony Charmoli
Just under an hour of John Denver looking as though he’s wishing he got into that plane 19 years earlier. I’m a fan of Denver‘s music, but this combination of…
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Good Against Evil – 1977 / Director: Paul Wendkos
She became Satan’s plaything! A TV movie which blatantly rips-off Rosemary’s Baby, The Exorcist and The Omen, starring a host of B-Movie and TV regulars and directed by the man…
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Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde – 1976 / Director: William Crain
A screamin’ demon rages inside, turnin’ him inta Mr. Hyde Super strong, supernatural and superbad. Shot full-a lead and he still ain’t dead. Don’t give him no sass, or he’ll…
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The Last House on Dead End Street – 1973 / Director: Roger Watkins
I’m directing this fuckin’ movie Perhaps the ultimate cult film, Dead End is the amphetamine-fuelled, eyeball-drilling mask-wearing mindfuck from director/writer/star Roger “Terry” Watkins. Many one-man show films are self-indulgent exercises…
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The Forest – 1982 / Director: Donald M. Jones
Though The Forest was released around the heyday of the Slasher Boon of the early ‘80s, this film is barely a slasher, much less a scary one. Nevertheless, it is…
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Halloween 2 – 2009 / Director: Rob Zombie
Michael Myers is fucking DEAD!! Building upon the foundations of films such as Mario Bava’s Bay of Blood , John Carpenter’s Halloween effectively set the template for the ‘stalk and…
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Malice @ Doll – 2000 / Director: Keitarou Motonaga
I will give you a kiss. Out of all the anime that is released in the West, Malice@Doll is probably one of the obscurest examples that is not just a…