LATEST REVIEWS
  • 006/03/2015

    Blood Debts – 1985 / Director: Teddy Page

    If you discount the godawful production values on display,  so godawful you begin to suspect they’ve been set to sub-standard DELIBERATELY; the child-like narratives that appear to bore themselves to…

  • 004/03/2015

    J.D.’s Revenge – 1976 / Director: Arthur Marks

    This is a cautionary, Blaxploitation-tinged tale on the perils of being hypnotised on stage by a blonde MILF. The slightest lapse could lead to you being possessed by the spirit…

  • 002/03/2015

    And God Said to Cain – 1969 / Director: Antonio Margheriti

    “A ghost returning. And he’ll have… He’ll have only one desire in his heart. Only one thirst… Revenge…” Vengeful spirit Klaus Kinski rides into town upon a brisk gale and…

  • 025/02/2015

    Country Cuzzins – 1970 / Director: Bethel G. Buckalew

    This sleazy fucker sets out its stall from the off. A slaggish type called Billie-Jo (complete with short shorts and crop top) falls over in a pigsty, has a shower…

  • 023/02/2015

    The Lusty Busty Big Ones – 1997 / Director: ???

    Now before you get all judgmental on me, hear me out. There’s a plausible explanation for this review. The other night, I searched (in vain) for the missing 3 legs…

  • 021/02/2015

    Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend – 1991 / Director: Ronnie Cramer

    Any fans of offbeat cinema will know the feeling they get when a film doesn’t live up to its title. This one SERIOUSLY doesn’t. The premise is brilliant: a chubby…

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  • 001/03/2015

    VTSS GETS EVEN!

    This month, VTSS takes the old adage that “two wrongs don’t make a right”, snaps it’s neck and tosses it out the nearest window. This month, VTSS gets even. Traversing…

  • 028/02/2015

    The Nicolas Cage Project: Con Air – 1997 / Director: Simon West

    Put… the bunny… back… in the box. At some stage, Nicolas Cage suddenly became an action movie star, a brief but awesome moment in his career when, as Arnold Schwarzenegger…

  • 027/02/2015

    WW…Whatever – Part 13

    Wrestlemania 13 Unlucky number for some but Chicago was ready for the thirteenth annual grapple fest. A new era is just around the corner. Gone are the days of ‘Rock N…

  • 007/02/2015

    VTSS gets DIRTY

    Everybody loves a bit of filth. Let’s face it, if porn disappeared overnight, the internet would cease to exist and we’d hear the distant sound of scrotums bursting all over…

  • 023/01/2015

    Celluloid Wunderkammer: Hanzo The Razor: Sword of Justice – 1972 / Director: Kenji Misumi

    Hanzo the Razor (Shintaro Katsu) – the star of three films, a period era policeman who uses his incredibly large penis for an interrogation tool. There’s no way to write…

  • 021/01/2015

    The Nicolas Cage Project: The Rock – 1996 / Director: Michael Bay

    As an introduction in a narrative, The Rock has a perfect introduction for Mr. Cage. And abrupt cut from the sombre prologue to Cage shooting a toy gun to set…